Hi. I'm Colin. And you're lost.

Me. As a zombie. From an 80's new wave band.

Me and Frank Chu. My last name on his sign.

Me with a mustache on over my mustache.

Eating a Chicago-style hot dog in Chicago for the first time.

Staring down the side of a really tall building.

Pretending to be fraternal

Telling it like it is.

I'm about to engorge six hot dogs and accompanying fries. Delicious.

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You can start over from the front door, or maybe try your luck back where you came from.